Friday, August 19, 2005

Al Queda Strikes Again

Recently, on a muslim extremist website, the Tanzania branch of Al Queda has announced responsibility for the recent swell in attacks within that region.

In a related story, Al Queda has also vowed to continue to warm the globe and melt the polar caps unless their demands are met.

Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Mr Dictator, we are going to write a very stern email...

If the UN can control dictators, eliminate famine and effectively put an end to genocide and violence, they should certainly run the internet.

Man. What a great idea. Those guys can be trusted with anything.

Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Best Catalog EVER

An artist began cataloging North Korean rhetoric as a hobby. What it became, is brilliant.

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Enjoy.

Thursday, August 11, 2005

The Flower Whisperer

So, a friend of mine (you will never guess his name) moved to LA to be an actor. Though his website initially made me laugh so hard I wet myself juust a little - it also reminded me that this guy has the balls to pursue his dream since college with equal determination. Very few people can say that...

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Your website makes me laugh, Eric - but, keep it up. Let no man hinder another's dreams.

(I cant wait to see the clip of you talking to flowers. Im gonna need a fresh pair of pants)

Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Experiment 417

Q: If you borrow exercise equipment from a friend, will you use it consistently - always wondering if today is the day he comes to take it back?

A: No.

In fact, you end up calling him and insisting he take it away. That way, you have more room in your basement for that other hobby that will later be completely abandoned.

Science is breathtaking.