Today in Japan, a small robotic firm announced a fully autonomous humanoid robot that can perform tasks completely without human input or intervention of any kind. A robot that could reason and function completely alone.
In a packed news conference room, the robot was given a set of complex puzzles. Some tasks required reason and hand dexterity. Other tasks required the lifting and manipulation of weight that no human could manage.
The scientists flipped a small switch at the small of the robot's back, and quickly light blue robot moved, and began to observe its surroundings. With a glance, it viewed the puzzles before it, and then turned its electronic eye toward the eager sea of reporters.
Then, with its powerful and precise limbs, it pushed two of the blocks together and laid on top of them both. Getting comfortable on the boxes while turning it's back on the confused crowd of onlookers, the machine reached behind itself, flipped the switch at the small of it's back and went limp.
Clearly, the most human robot ever constructed. Simply amazing...